2007-04-06 21:43:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
here's a tip or two,
for the next several months don't bend over to pick anything up off the floor
don't sit on her lap
duck tape one of your hands to your tushie
start chewing tylenol as if they were kids vitamins
bottoms up!!!
2007-04-06 21:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by la21unica 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is gonna get hella bleeped.
1. strapadictomy
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A medical procedure in which a person puts on a rubber ****. Frequently done before instances of lesbian sex.
"I underwent a strapadictomy with my lesbian lover, Minjita."
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2. strapadictomy
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putting on a strap on dildo before pegging or vaginal dildo sex
He walked right in on his girlfriend and her new guy when she was in the middle of a strapadictomy.
2007-04-06 21:45:55 · answer #2 · answered by BooBooshanubo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Want to know how to get your ex back? Change yourself. Don't worry about changing other people, worry about changing yourself. Go to https://tr.im/eFVPG
Once you do that then you can start to worry about getting back together with your ex, other wise you will find that you are fighting about all the same things and getting no where. Do what it takes and I promise things will work out in your favor.
The funny thing is I came to the realization that I had to change a little too late. After I was kicked out and after I was about to lose the only things that truly mattered to me - her love. A funny thing happens when we truly love someone and lose them. We do what ever it takes to get them back. For me I had to drop bad habits that had caused not only our relationship to sour but practically every other relationship I had had in the past. Not only with women, but with friends, co-workers, family, you name it.
Which is why I say to you as my ex at the time said to me, the only thing you can do is change yourself. Work on yourself and improve on the person that you already are. Drop the negative things in your life that don't belong there and you will see all of your relationships start to take off to new heights.
2016-04-30 08:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your girlfriend is getting a strap on, and you should take it like a man and keep still and bend over lol!
2007-04-06 21:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by nicolae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like youve got to decide whether your a dom ,or a sub.If your a dominant male then youve got to put her in check!I dont know what to say if your into that sort of thing..
2007-04-06 21:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry cant stop laughing. Yes you should take it like a man and do everything you can to please you woman let me know how you get on!
2007-04-06 21:52:25 · answer #6 · answered by phillippa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like payback time for all the times you abused her and made her take it in, now she is gonna grow a penis and dish it out! Your turn to be the "woman"
Should have respected her and choose abstinence, now shes gonna punish you for your sins by giving you a taste of your own medicine!
2007-04-06 21:51:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha, u must know but i will tell u. it is a dildo on a strap that a woman wears usually for lesbians
2007-04-06 21:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by judrop111 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a feeling that's not a real surgery or alteration, but her buying a strap-on.
2007-04-06 21:49:47 · answer #9 · answered by Konjo Nashi Pirate™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
strap-a-dic-to-my. Just shup up and take it like a man.
2007-04-06 21:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by sven 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋