What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness?

Question

Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.

Yes, yes, Christians can have fun too at your expensive. Please Lord forgive me.

Answer 1

LOL--that's cute!!

Answer 2

I heard this one before but it was Jehovah's Witnesses and Universal unitarians, the punchline was you get someone who knocks on the door for no particular reason.

Answer 3

I've heard that joke before. I like a kind hearted joke about us. My family and I have always loved it when we see our faith refered to on various sitcoms.

Examples

Roseanne: One of the characters comes to the door dressed rather nicely, the title character says, "No thanks I already get the Watchtower". There are many others. Recently I have seen a couple references on Britcoms.

Answer 4

It is interesting that only Jehovah's Witnesses are so clearly identified with the preaching work; globally more than 6 million preach publicly each month.

(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you.

(Acts 5:42) Every day in the temple and from house to house they continued without letup teaching and declaring the good news about the Christ, Jesus.

(Acts 20:20) I did not hold back ...from teaching you publicly and from house to house


It's sad when someone who claims to respect the bible actually insults or even advocates attacking a peaceful preacher. Sad but completely expected.

(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching... You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.


Really, if someone goes out of their way to disregard Christian preachers and preaching, what is he saying about himself?

(Luke 10:1-17) After these things the Lord designated seventy others and sent them forth by twos... “He that listens to you listens to me too. And he that disregards you disregards me too. Moreover, he that disregards me disregards also him that sent me forth.”


Learn more:
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/pr/index.htm?article=article_03.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/rq/index.htm?article=article_15.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/lmn/index.htm?article=article_11.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/ti/index.htm?article=article_09.htm

Answer 5

Thank you for making Jehovah's name known.
It's very nice that we're recognized for listening to the commandment that Jesus gave to preach the good news through out the whole world. It's because Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door to preach the good news of the Kingdom that I became a believer. Have a nice weekend.

Answer 6

Gotta admit. Never heard that one before. It was kinda funny.

Answer 7

Interesting thought above.
This should be best placed in the jokes section.

Answer 8

Very good. We laugh at this one all the time.
Here's another...What do you get when you take your parrot regularly to the Kingdom Hall...?
A parrot that says..." read your Bible...NOW!.

Answer 9

...that happened to me....'em Jehovah witness came to my door an late sunday morning all dressed up like going to a dance. I walk to the door naked / hang over with my thing hanging and my girl friend 1/2 naked with her hair looked like a bird nest keep asking who the fu*ck are those people. I invited 'em in but as I turn around tell my girl friend to shut up, they all took off. Left me with a magazine I later use it to start fire on my grill.

Answer 10

lol. I gotta remember that one!