Where and how can I obtain a nuclear warhead?

Question

I want one or more so I can be "Kim Jong-Illin." You see, I need street cred to promote the term "eraser" as a new slang word for meth.

This is a very serious question. It could make the difference between World War III and Not World War III.

Answer 1

Few months ago they caught a guy near Russia who tried smuggling weapons grade plutonium into black market. Russia's nuclear materials and weapons are most volnerable to theft in the world. Not very secure. May be check out some flee markets in Russia.

Answer 2

With the nuclear regulatory committee and other agencies tracking nuclear material. You'll need to find a country without UN inspectors and an active Uranium Enrichment program.

That's going to be tough.

Answer 3

Hey there meth dealer guy. I use to be a nuclear weapons officer in the army...maybe I can help you. Why not e-mail me you phone number, address, SSN, DOB...you know...your bonifides and maybe we can talk?

You're not a terrorist are you? No...of course not....just a meth king-pin wannabe. Let e know.

Answer 4

Having a nuclear weapon would give you street cred as a glow in the dark moron since there would be every level of law enforcement swarming your corner.

Answer 5

I got the last one out of a box of Cracker Jacks. Sorry.
I'm using it to keep the credit collector's at bay... clearly a more righteous use for it than you have in mind.

Answer 6

At least you spelled nuclear properly. Just don't pronounce it "nuculer", okay? Who or what is "Kim Jong IIIin"? Go talk to your average 10-year-old street kid from Uristan. They can get you anything you want for about $4 US.

Answer 7

Go to the hobby shop and get it in model planes section next to 'brains'.

Answer 8

I have a bunch laying around in the garage i can sell ya.....

Answer 9

I think Target

Answer 10

easy! get urself a billion dollars and buy from the black market.