Every yo mamma joke is yo mamma. Why can't the joke be Yo dadda?
can you think of a good one?
Here I'll start it...
Yo dadda is so____________?
best one 10 points!!
2007-04-06 16:08:24 · 18 answers · asked by Al 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here is some good ones!
Yo dadda's so dumb when he saw under 17 not admitted sign he went home and got 16 friends
Yo dadda's so poor each night he goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo dadda's so old one of his pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo dadda's so ugly for Halloween he trick or treats on the phone
Yo dadda's so dumb he passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
Yo dadda's so poor people rob his house for practice
Yo dadda's so old his birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo dadda's so poor he married young just to get the rice
Yo dadda's so poor I walked into his house and stepped on a cigarette butt and he said Hey who turned off the heater?
I hope I win! lol
2007-04-06 16:32:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
yes i can think of some good yo dadda jokes.
1.yo dadda is so dumb he tired to screw a light socket
2.yo dadda is so cheap when your mamma wanted a big screen T.V. he gave her a mangifying glass
3.yo dadda so stupid he thought a quarterback was an income tax refund
4.yo dadda so ugly he make an onion cry
5.yo dadda is so dumb when he drived across macy's he said "look, they spelled Y.M.C.A. wrong or yo dadda is so huge and fat he put a mouse trap outside your room
6.yo dadda so fat when he goes backwards, it goes beep,beep
7.yo dadda so dumb when he saw under 17 not admitted sign he went home and got 16 friends
8.yo dadda so poor each night he goes to KFC Just so he can lick his fingers
9.yo dadda is so fat that when he stepped on a talking weighing scale, it said "one at a time please"
10.yo dadda so old one of his pets was on Noaks Ark
11.yo dadda so stupid he let and old man rob him out of a $100 dollars
12.yo dadda so dumb he had forget that his birhtday was on April 16
13.yo dadda so ugly for halloween he trick or treats on the phone because he is to scared that people is going to trick and not treat him
14.yo dadda so dump went I had walked in his house and stepped on a cigarette butt he had said hey who turned on the heater
15.yo dadda so poor people rob his house for pratice
16.yo dadda so dumb he though his birth certificate suppose to be wrote in roman numbers I hope you love all of my yo dadda jokes
17.yo dadda so ugly that yo mamma wouldn't even stay with him!
I hope you love all of my yo dadda because i gave you about 17 and i hope i made you laugh.
2007-04-06 16:36:10 · answer #2 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Instead of making of yo dadda jokes why don't you take yo mama jokes replace "Yo mama" and put "Yo dadda"?
Wouldn't that be easier?
Yes it would.
That's what everybody else is doing.
2007-04-06 17:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by day0ldhate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Dadda Is so skinny my fat momma had sex with him and broke him in 2.
2007-04-06 16:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo dadda is two days older than dirt
2007-04-06 17:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo dadda is so rich he paid for Bill Gates' face!
LOL
2007-04-06 17:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cuz dadda can whoop yo a*s a lot easier.
2007-04-06 16:11:49 · answer #7 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo dadda is so fat, that when he stepped on a talking weighing scale, it said "one at a time please"
lol
2007-04-06 16:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo daddy is so cheap, when your mama wanted a big screen tv he gave her a magnifying glass!
2007-04-06 16:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by gands4ever 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
your dadda is so dumb he tried to screw a light socket
2007-04-06 16:16:11 · answer #10 · answered by rick r 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋