A very old, white-haired man totters into the jewellers shop just before they close on a Friday evening. On his arm is a beautiful, buxom young woman. The old man asks to see a tray of diamond rings, necklaces etc & the jeweller brings out a tray for them to see & says " Well sir, these are priced between 2 and 5 thousand pounds"dd!"
The girl's face lights up & the old man says " No, no. Show me something better"
The jeweller shows them another tray & says "These are priced between 25 & 50 thousand pounds."
The girl is getting really excited now & hugs & kisses the old man.
The old man says "OK darling. We'll take this one. 50 thousand pounds you say? No problem. I'll pay by cheque now & we'll pick the ring up on Monday when it's cleared through the bank"
The jeweller agrees.
Monday comes & the jeweller rings the old man.
"Your bank has just told me your cheque won't clear. You have no money"
"I know that" says the old man "But think what a wonderful weekend I've just had!"
2007-04-06 14:41:40 · 11 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This was good enough that I told my 78 year old father in law (who is visiting) immediately. He (we) had a great laugh.
2007-04-06 14:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by Isaac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg pmsl 10/10
2007-04-07 03:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somewhere amongst that little lot might lie the key
2007-04-06 21:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa 10/10
ill bet he did to
2007-04-07 08:15:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha that is very funny
lol
never heard this one before
great
2007-04-06 21:46:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one didn't see that punchline coming lol
2007-04-07 06:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Thank you.
2007-04-06 21:49:21 · answer #7 · answered by Braddock52 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you so much for the smile:D
2007-04-06 21:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by hyper29 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!
OUCH MY SPLEEN!
2007-04-06 21:45:50 · answer #9 · answered by TheApocalypticOrgasm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!!!!!
what'd you have to edit??
2007-04-06 21:46:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋