He was human after all. Did his apostles laugh at him and/or leave the room to get some fresh air after he did?
2007-04-06 14:35:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If I would meet you I wouldn't hesitate kicking your ***.
Everyone report this pathetic angry little crap so we won't have to read his disgusting hate messages toward christians.
2007-04-07 10:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by kleb317 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Jesus did fart. He farted very loud and smelly. The apostles laughed and sometimes they left the room to get fresh air after he farted. Jesus' farts always clung to the atmosphere after he farted. Jesus farted very often! Sometimes his farts were so loud they made the walls and plants shake! Sometimes his farts caused cracks to form in the ground!
2007-04-08 06:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's probably why one went missing during the pose for the last supper portrait.
2007-04-06 22:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, looks like "Q" is a big bad boob and will have to go to hell for picking on Jesus.
2007-04-06 21:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by Patches 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Jesus' holy wind probably smelled like frankincense and myrrh...and sounded like no earthly butt trumpet
2007-04-06 22:08:47 · answer #5 · answered by Pascal D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS JESUS WE ARE DEALING WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-07 17:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by Cutie? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE..
2007-04-06 21:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋