One night at a local bar frequented by a bunch of deer hunters who were waiting for the opening day of deer season, the local sheriff scoped out the joint for possible drunk drivers.
As he waited, eventually a patron stumbled out of the bar, fumbled for his keys, tried them in three different cars until he finally found his, got inside and rested his head on the steering wheel. The deputy knew he had his drunk driver, so now all he had to do was wait for him to start his engine and pull out of the lot.
A few hours passed by and most of the other deer hunters had left by then, when the patron abruptly lifted his head, cranked the car up and drove out of the lot like a bat out of hell. The deputy followed him and stopped him promptly. He administered the breath-o-lizer test and it read 0.00.
Confused, the deputy asked the driver what the hell was going on. The driver looked at him innocently and said, "Well, tonight I'm the designated decoy."
so Remember, If you ever party always have a Designated Drunk!!
2007-04-06 14:26:10 · 14 answers · asked by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Call 1-800-NOTREALLYDRUNK for all your drunk decoy needs.
2007-04-06 14:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! Unless someone reads this whose life has been affected by a D.D., then it's not.
2007-04-06 14:30:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wouldn't it just make more sense to have the guy that wasn't drinking just drive everyone else home instead of making sure they could drink and drive without getting caught???
2007-04-06 14:33:36 · answer #3 · answered by lfchockey97 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol Ok I had to write it down a few times . :P
2016-05-19 00:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i'll remember that
thnks fr th lgh
2007-04-06 14:44:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha that is very funny
another good one
never heard that one before
lol
2007-04-06 14:29:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! I get it! Tha's funny. I'll remember that....lol
2007-04-06 14:29:13 · answer #7 · answered by ms.smilez66 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, i think we all do that, even us 13 year olds, ha ha ha.
2007-04-06 15:18:47 · answer #8 · answered by bsjokerkid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...i dont think it was really a joke but it's a cute story!!
2007-04-06 14:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't find it funny the first time I heard it and don't find it funny now. THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT DRUNK DRIVERS, YOU A SS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-06 14:39:45 · answer #10 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋