What's the easiest way to pass a drug test??

Question

I smoked pot everyday and I have a drug test coming up in about 3 days. Any idea what I can use to make my test come up negative??

Answer 1

I routinely perform these test every day. While I know how to pass a THC test without tampering, I'm not gonna tell you. I will however tell you what doesn't work based on my experience.
1) detox kits, they turn your urine a green color--obviously not urine
2) somebody else's urine, usually because of temp
3) flushing the bag, NEVER works as you can't flush the toilet, if you flush, the specimen is rejected and you'll have to do it again.
4) adding water doesn't work, they "blue" the toilet and if you run water in the sink, they throw the specimen away and you have to do it again
5)drinking tons of water prior to appointment, it makes the specific gravity too low (too dilute)

As far as hair goes, every 1/2 inch = 1month. Shaving your head, armpits, beard,chest, pubic and leg hair will delay the test but make you suspicious and look ridiculous. And like previously mentioned, the shampoo shows as a contaminate.

With any suspicious behavior during a UDS, the collector has the right to reject the specimen and require an *observed* UDS. If you refuse, it's considered a refusal to test and reflects negatively on you.

Answer 2

I would beleive the easiest way is.... too get a small sample of urine from a Friend/whoever, that does not indulge in drugs.
Put it in a little safe bottle.
And when the doctor/whoever asks you for urine sample, go in loo, and pour your Friends sample into the doctors container.
Well that seems easy enough..... as long as they don't watch you as you do the same..lol
good luck!
We all use different 'hooks' to get through the day,take no notice of negative critisium.
At least you are honest to ask about the same. most stay in and drink their selves stupid, then swear they never take drugs!!! I think they may actually beleive it too... brain cell missing!!!...lol
let us know if this works...have a good one.

Answer 3

It's a tad late to ask this question, the easiest way to pass a drug test is not to do drugs..

Answer 4

If you are having a hair test for drugs, there is nothing that will work to flip you to negative; drugs show up for 90 days in hair. There are places that will sell you shampoo or gels that reportedly negate the result but most likely you will fail the test because of 'contamination'.
The controls for urine testing are supposed to be so rigid you cannot smuggle any urine in. You are going to come up positive for pot..

Answer 5

Niacin. Go to your pharmacy and get some Niacin pills. It requires you to drink alot of water and it may make your skin flush so just catch a cold shower when it does, but it will detox your urine.
You will have to take it for 2 days before you go. Your urine will come out with a low specific gravity and will have a negative result for the THC.
If it is your hair that they are testing, there is no possible way to get rid of it.

If you don't take this advice, you can forget passing that test.

Answer 6

I'm not going to berate you for the choices you've made---my suggestion is to get pee from a clean friend. If that's not possible, I've heard that placing a few drops of vi-sine can yield a negative result for THC. That doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me, but I've heard of apocryphal tales of it working--THC is stored in the body for up to three months, but since you smoke a lot, it could take up to 1 year or more to clear out of your system.

Answer 7

the easiest way is not to do drugs. but, since you've already done them... first stop smoking. then, go to your local head shop and get some detox. if its a urine test you can buy some stuff for $20-30. if its hair you can buy some shampoo for around $40. some people say drinking vinegar will also clean you out. its cheap, but its nasty.

Answer 8

The easiest way to make the test come out negative, is to not do drugs.

Answer 9

Uhhhh..... NOT take drugs.
Don't you mean to cheat a drug test so you'll pass?

Answer 10

are you on drugs top now. doesnt it make any experience which you cant bypass a drug attempt in case you're on drugs.....dont do the medicine for a minimum of a month earlier the attempt, because of the fact thay could desire to discover small ammounts of in spite of your doing