Would socrates give his blessing??

Question

For my upcoming Y!A? wedding?

Answer 1

I think he would be most pleased, yes.

Answer 2

i have the perfect hymn for the ceremony.

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram

And René Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink, therefore I am

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed

Answer 3

Socrates would give you his blessing if you prudent not liar not mischievous not thief not crooked and you love your country and love Zeus as you father Jesus imitated him and Falwell is studied of him may the pantocrator Zeus make Happy with his blessing I'm like you..

Answer 4

Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm and constant. - S

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -S

Answer 5

Only if hemlock was used during the toast.

Answer 6

Yeah, he'd stand there in his white toga and preach atheism! ;) Maybe you should invite him instead of the priest!

Answer 7

well i beilive that he would as i do remember he was very fond of marriage so i would say, yes

Answer 8

Definitely !!!

Answer 9

yes. Every time.