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Question

Omg, I can tick 4 of these!!! U?

Top Signs of Net Addiction (exhibited by many of you)

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."

You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.

You start using smileys in your snail mail.

Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.

Answer 1

Lol! Just last week I was filling in a form @ my bank - it asked for my address & i started it with www. (!) Lol! Have a *!

Answer 2

You have a couple of fatal errors in your programing. 1. One, wouldn't get up to check email at 3:00 a.m. Too much spam. They might get up to check to see if any of their answers have been chosen as best answer or see if any profound thoughts have been left to their questions.

People don't laugh at anyone with 2,400 baud modems, they exhibit these on the antiques road show. "And this piece was used when there was a connection between the computer and the telephone. I would estimate the value at 1 million Pounds, if it were in shrink wrap.

Internet addition is real! It happens to those who try AOL and say, "I'll just do it this once." British Telecom has a recovery program for these poor unfortunate souls without benefit of cable or DSL.

People act like if the Internet is down it's the end of the world. Oh, wait, yeah, I guess it is. I spent almost two weeks at my mother's house without electricity, running water because of an ice storm in the Midwest and with my sister and her rotten husband and Lord knows we only survived because of my resolve in knowing my house in Georgia is too far for them to visit.

So, yeah, you're pretty much on the money on this one.

Answer 3

Is ManU triumphing the CL very final? ;) Edit: valuable. i'm getting to understand a guy or woman in the previous I connect with them so they have been acquaintances in the previous we began a relationship and that they grew to grow to be girlfriends. LMAO come on Angela ;) BELLA: Do you masturbate then? attempt denying it now lmao =P hahahaha Haha Bella it incredibly is advantageous, i'm getting it ;) ultimately we've a confession from the source of all this communicate although haha

Answer 4

OMG, I realise that I am not just an Internet addict but a sex addict too. Spending hours watching the stuff on the net.

I am trying to get help so am spending more time on Yahoo answers instead!!

10 points will help keep me on line answering questions, but its going to be really hard!!!

Answer 5

OMG... Which ones can u tick babe?

This is funny, cuz it can could be and may be is true, i worry is this as addiction as harmful as love, chocolate, drink, drugs, gambling and the opposite or (more so now a days the same) sex. lol.

Nice Q Tink... OMG i love my real 3D friends too but they require more negotiation and real social skills...

have fun!!!

Answer 6

You are Brilliant Tink, 10/10+star. x

Answer 7

Yes, it can be very very addictive.
the poor sufferers often are not sure whether to love it or hate it as the desire to go on after a break becomes overpowering!!

hugs xoxoxoxoxoxxoxox

Answer 8

We're reading this on my laptop at Wendy's restaurant right now - addict yes. I'll be going into rehab tomorrow ;-)

Answer 9

lmao 10/10 x

Answer 10

no where near there tink can still pull plug a 11 bedtime