2007-04-06 09:01:09 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chickens dont have hands. The wings would be useless and the eggs would keep slipping. Yokes everywhere. Utter carnage.
At least a rabbit woud be able to stand on their hind legs and hold it in their paws.
I think I should start drinking now...
2007-04-06 09:05:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
In the past it was the chicken. But in 1883 congress appointed a commitee to investigate how mant eggs actually got delived. There findings concluded that the chickens would begin to pass out the eggs and thier compelling maternal instinc would prevent them from handing out all the eggs. Because the chickens always started handing out eggs in the wealthy neighborhoods, and would feel guilty before they reached the poor neighborhoos, the poor got no eggs. To be equal the congress of 1884, passed the equal eegg distribution act, and appointed a rabbit as its commisioner. The program was such a success that an amendment was added to the act that would forever deem the rabbit the sole gaurdian and deliverer of the eggs.
2007-04-06 16:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by Papa Joe 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The chicken laid the rabbit?
2007-04-06 16:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Who cares- throw in the chicken, the rabbit, the eggs, and some veggies and make a rice dish
2007-04-06 16:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by billthakat 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Silly man, of course the chicken lays the eggs. The rabbit paints them and distributes them.
2007-04-06 16:03:09 · answer #5 · answered by vospire s 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, the rabbit stole the eggs from the chicken, who selfishly was sitting on them. She really needs to learn how to share!
2007-04-06 16:04:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Slightly off topic, well sort of...
Have you ever heard of the comedian named Jim Gaffigan?
He does a hilarious routine on the strange customs associated with holidays, including easter, on his cd. He's in some Sierra Mist commercials, the chubby white bald guy.
If you get a chance, check him out. And no I'm not him and don't work for him, just sharing the humor.
2007-04-06 16:06:54 · answer #7 · answered by pancakes & hyrup 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the rabbit stole the eggs from the chicken just as the rabbit has stole the true meaning of Easter form Jesus.
2007-04-06 16:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda F 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Baby rabbits and birds eggs are two of the signs that Spring has arrived.
2007-04-06 16:06:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh come on, everybody knows that chickens don't make candy eggs. Only rabbits do ...... and white rabbits at that.
Geeze, what were you thinking?
Kev
2007-04-06 17:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by Hobgoblin Kev 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋