As I was meditating during my quest for enlightenment I was pondering the Magna Carta, which I suppose YOU think was a distraction.. HA! So anyway this fire ant came up and bit me on the fist and said to me, "I am not a crook."
It was quite a day.
2007-04-06 09:01:02
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answered by Murazor 6
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How can one even think about answering a question without quoting Nixon. That's just crazy! What is the world coming to?
*Added*
Nothing like seeing the words "I am one how piece of tail" in an answer. That, in its own right, deserves 10 points.
2007-04-06 09:03:15
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answered by ? 5
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Sure I will.
The Buddha would be pleased with you for avoiding hitting that ant with your fist.
Richard Nixon once said, "I'd make a good pope", but the king james bible which was written in 1611 would disagree.
;)
we love you, SJ!
2007-04-06 09:08:04
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answered by Kallan 7
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some human beings are risky that way you ask them something and they furnish you with their life tale almost and would go on about something yet what you requested. My wager is because they are properly attempting to style as a lot as they could to target to get best answer or something.
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answered by ? 4
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but, wasnt nixon a buddhist ant who reigned with his fist?
2007-04-06 09:06:04
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answered by livinintheword † 6
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oh, goody, I just LOVE to have the answering format dictated to me.
I'm crushing an ant in my fist while reading the Brehon laws.
"I am not a crook"
2007-04-06 09:05:20
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answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6
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Better yet, don't reply. I just like the sound of my own typing. In fact, I don't even read answers. You people are lucky that I bother typing at you.
;0)
2007-04-06 09:19:53
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answered by Anonymous
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I read one once that said something like I want to know why atheists don't believe in god and I don't want to just hear because it's illogical and there's no proof. LMAO hahaha that one had me laughing and laughing!
2007-04-06 09:04:04
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answered by Anonymous
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I refuse to answer if I cannot quote Richard Nixon.
***yeah, they tell ya what to write. geez....
2007-04-06 09:00:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Oh, that is such a clever question.
EDIT: I see my sense of humour is too abstract for at least three people.
I love the rhetorical questions from Christians: "Who was the greatest person ever - Jesus, of course?"
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2007-04-06 08:58:25
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answered by abetterfate 7
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