And disco balls! And Madonna and Cher blaring in the background!
Do you really think God wants sister berthabetterthanyou cutting his hair? He knows as we all do...the best hairstylists are gay.
Who do you think decorates those pearly gates? Definitely, not the straights They are streets of gold...they need some class...not Martha Stewart linens from K-mart and the black velvet posters of Elvis hanging on the walls.
And finally, if the place is going to be any fun at all...you have to invite the gays...a party is not a party without a few token gay friends to liven it up.
And by the way, I am gay...so I can use the above stereotypes.
2007-04-06 08:51:51 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
fundies are idiots.
2007-04-06 08:57:55 · update #1
And it'll be all the more wonderful without all the bigots and hypocrites there! I don't recall anything about homosexuality in the commandments, but I do recall a section about judging not unless you want to be judged yourself.
2007-04-06 09:05:01 · answer #1 · answered by akblake1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way I understand it, there will not be in heaven:
1) The same values we carry around with us today,
2) Sin,
3) People with something wrong with them,
4) an End after the creation of NewHeaven and New Earth
I'm Bisexual. I have been persuaded that whatever makes me that will not be there either. That makes me hopeful.
2007-04-06 09:00:58 · answer #2 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think when we give up the burden of a corporeal body,the physical urges go with it.No pain,hunger,or sex.So no one is gay or straight in heaven,if there is one.Bigotry,on the other hand,should exclude one from entering.So no gay bashers,among other haters
2007-04-06 09:01:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummm...i really don't think gays r gonna go 2 heaven. yeah, God is a forgiving God, but u r not just supposed 2 believe in him u r supposed to follow the bible. and yeah of course there are people who do things against the bible, but they can confess their sins and (try) not do whatever they did again. but if you're gay, that's a life decision and you can't just confess your sins and go to heaven when you die.
2007-04-06 09:15:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I cant believe people took this seriously.
I'm pretty sure its a joke thats been going on forever.
But really,
christian bible teaches that homosexuals will not inherti the kingdom of god.
2007-04-06 09:06:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No there won't be any of your kind there unless you turn from your fleshly ways and repent. You apparently don't read the bible do you? Thought not!
2007-04-06 09:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by Ladybyrd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the way I personaly translate the bible as long as you ask forgiveness anybody can enter heaven .INCLUDING the idiots that worship idols before god, and temples so that just about covers everybody!!!!!!!
2007-04-06 09:07:10 · answer #7 · answered by zapatadog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd rather have hell to ourselves. Think of all the hot sweaty bodies there....woof.
besides judging from the gay clubs out there who could tell the difference
2007-04-06 08:56:24 · answer #8 · answered by ryee40007 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Sorry to disagree their will be not gays in heaven. Read your bible. man is no to lay down with another man, sex was originally for procreation only. And what information I have it takes one of each sex to do that. Sorry you will not be there.
2007-04-06 08:58:24 · answer #9 · answered by Thelma C 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well preach on ssssister you go girl , besides the pope wears a white and gold dress with a tierra (crown) LOL I mean ***** plz !So there you go pope followers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-06 08:57:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋