ok so you are sitting having a relaxing day out in the sun, and a bird comes and sits next to you, your like umm...ok. then it all of a sudden starts speaking!!
Bird :
" its a pretty nice day out isnt it.one thing, will you please remember to refill your bird feeder. im tired of eating worms!! ya well i g2g meet my gf on the telephone pole at the corner. ttyl =]"
**bird flys away happily**
tell me what your exact reaction would be, using exclusive detail, and thoughts.
hey... i was bored =]] hehe
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2007-04-06 08:22:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Kid, say "no" to drugs.
2007-04-06 08:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by McLovin 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I thought wow a talking bird! And then I thought is it a parrot? Cause if it is, I need to take it to an animal shelter. Yhea I think its a parrott. Clever! Yet I thought my way threw it. Some guy trying to pull an april fools joke on me. probably my cousins; they have a parrott. I'm bored now.
2007-04-06 08:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by DinoMan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would figure I took an extra "happy pill" this morning & go fill the feeder
2007-04-06 08:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Worm is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i prefer to flock round? choose me to goose you? merely getting "down". Birds of a feather.... "what's robust for the goose, is robust for the gander? perhaps i'm a Canada Goose? Hmmm...my neck sn't rather lengthy... My mom had extremely some previous, annoying youngster's memories that toddlers were subjected to for most, many years? possibly this answer ought to score a large goose egg...
2016-12-03 09:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by gureczny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, *faint*
Second, awaken and figure out wat happened
Third, Call the police(or someone)
Fourth, police(or someone) wouldn't believe me
Fifth, be taken to an place for the insane/mentally challenged
Sixth, sneek out
Seventh, fill bird feeder
Eight, sneek back in
2007-04-06 08:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would know that I was in the hot sun way too long.
2007-04-06 08:31:59 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute <33
2007-04-06 08:27:29 · answer #7 · answered by The Doctor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i think ill starve the bird
2007-04-06 12:50:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say bye really quietly and then start panicing and then call myfriends and then run away!! lol
2007-04-06 08:32:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i always carry my gun so id chase it while thinking'Im gonna get that MotherF**King burd" (yea, i know i spelled Bird B-u-r-d) and when he stops shoot him 12,345,678,900,987,654,321,123, 456,789,009,876,543,231 times in the head so he will be nothing but feathers and blood!!!!!!!!
2007-04-06 08:34:05 · answer #10 · answered by tabproduction 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll wake up in a minute
2007-04-06 08:38:17 · answer #11 · answered by shiver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋