AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 AM too.
DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside.
DROOLING: how teething babies wash their chins.
DUMB WAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you from falling into financial disaster.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
IMPREGNABLE: a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
2007-04-06 07:47:43 · 9 answers · asked by Invisible Pink RN 7 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
LOOK OUT!: what it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.
OWWW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings.
PRENATAL: when your life was still somewhat your own.
PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: a contradiction in terms.
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.
SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
STOREROOM: the distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.
TEMPER TANTRUMS: what you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
THUNDERSTORM: a chance to see how many family members can fit into one bed.
TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
2007-04-06 07:48:07 · update #1
Awesome! I read it out loud to my husband and he laughed, too.
The kids didn't think it was so funny....but BLAH! They can think when they are old enough to move out!
2007-04-06 08:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by Melanie J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that was interesting! I can definitely relate to all of them considering I have 3 children the oldest being 13 and youngest 20months! I'm a stay at home Mom and my days are pretty hectic so it was nice to read this and laugh a little! Thanks I needed that!
2016-05-18 22:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is: TEMPER TANTRUMS: what you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
Thanks for the much needed laugh.
2007-04-06 08:05:19 · answer #3 · answered by Jennifer D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a mom of 4, I totally agree with this, this is awesome!!
2007-04-06 07:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by lupinesidhe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best!! I copied it and am emailing it to all my mommy friends!!
2007-04-06 08:27:26 · answer #5 · answered by got all I need 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-04-06 07:55:40 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. Ransom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats priceless.
2007-04-06 07:53:21 · answer #7 · answered by santobugito 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! :)
2007-04-06 09:33:52 · answer #8 · answered by LittleRoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are cute!
2007-04-06 07:53:24 · answer #9 · answered by 4Real 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋