2007-04-06 07:36:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's my greatest fear, being eaten by clowns
2007-04-06 07:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clowns are evil and their very touch is akin to how muslims feel about pigs. You cannot go to heaven if touched (eaten) by clowns.
2007-04-06 07:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by Klawed Klawson 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If u gave u heart to Jesus before u were eaten.......and if u didnt ask the clowns to eat u, of course.
2007-04-06 07:59:27 · answer #3 · answered by Eryn v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it is very sinful to let a clown eat you. So, I doubt you can get to heaven after having that kind of kinky clown sex.
2007-04-06 07:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-04-06 07:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if the clown was baptized.
2007-04-06 07:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
With the countless ways a person can die, clown cannibalism doesn't seem like it should send you to hell. :P
2007-04-06 07:40:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I hear it, this very question was raised at the recent conference of christian leaders held in the vatican. Are you saying that it was not resolved, and now they are asking for suggestions from yahoo answers?
2007-04-06 07:45:37 · answer #8 · answered by Fred 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What? Are you a clown/ cannibal?
2007-04-06 07:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I would, don't know about the clowns tho.
2007-04-06 07:45:11 · answer #10 · answered by gunpowder_tea_4_2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋