What is a good funny joke to randomly him?
2007-04-06 06:06:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
An Irish Toast:
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of Me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best Toast of the Night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your Toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
Church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night At the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice In the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
~Hope you liked it as much as i did when i first heard it!!
2007-04-06 06:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by The beach bais 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is not what i could evaluate humorous or random yet what approximately something alongside the lines of "hi how are you ? Wuu2 ?" - i think of it rather is a sturdy communication starter because of the fact it demands a protracted answer in assessment to an common, short, confident or no.
2016-10-21 04:58:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cowboy is driving down a back road in Texas... a sign in front of a restaurant reads:
Happy Hour Special...
Lobster Tail and Beer
"Lord almighty," he says to himself, "My three favorite things!!"
2007-04-06 06:12:33 · answer #3 · answered by brian.bv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there father name is "Damn it", wife name is "not your god damn Business" and son name is "Trouble"
The family have plans to go Picinc and had fun all that The Father say "Not your god damn business and Trouble time to clean up superbowl will be on an hr need to go back." Everyone start clean up and hurry and got in the car and left... "not your god damn Business" look behind her seat and said "Damn It where Trouble????" Damn it said "Oh no we forgot Trouble." Made UTURN and speed up so he won't missed superbowl....The cop saw the car speeding.. so he caugh up with that car and pull them over...
Cop asked him sir you have driving License and insurance and Damn It gave the informationa nd Cop see his name is "Damn It" He ask him what your name sir??? He said my name is Damn it... He asked him again and same answer Damn It.. so he went over to talk to his wife.. hi Ma'ma Can you tell me wha tyour name??? Not your god damn Business and He was like what??? Pls I just need your name that all ... I said Not your God Damn Businesssss....
Cop got upset and said you looking for TROUBLE!!!!!! both of you??? Both of them said YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! LOL
2007-04-06 06:18:22 · answer #4 · answered by greenbaypackers1920 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Will Smith has a small one, and Maddona doesn't have one. What is it?
A: A last name!
2007-04-06 06:11:05 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
2007-04-06 06:17:29 · answer #6 · answered by rohak1212 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Maximonline.com then go to jokes there are hundreds of jokes on this website.
2007-04-06 06:15:56 · answer #7 · answered by Purple_passion2805 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well this is a riddle and its not dirty OK???
what is 6 inch long
and it has a head
and women(or) men like it????
100 dollar bill
2007-04-06 06:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by finnlecarb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A baby seal walks into the club. . .
2007-04-06 06:09:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why should you not wear Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.....
2007-04-06 06:10:52 · answer #10 · answered by timenator 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋