Jesus came inside me when I was 11 years old. My parents told me that he wasn't the son of God but I went to a friend's house one day and her Uncle blindfolded me, laid me on the bed, and told me Jesus was about to come inside me. I laid there, waiting, and then he DID, Jesus came inside me like a bolt of lightning and cried out to his Father... "Oh, God, I like 'em young!" Later, when I asked my friend's uncle what that meant he said Jesus likes to come inside the young before it's too late for them to be converted.
Thank you, Jesus. Glory to your Name on high.
2007-04-06 14:32:41
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answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5
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At every Mass I attend Jesus comes inside me in the form of the Most Holy Eucharist. The Eucharist is the most intimate association any human being can have with our risen Lord and Savior, while we are still upon this earth.
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2007-04-06 11:59:13
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answered by PaulCyp 7
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I have no interest in letting Jesus come inside me.
2007-04-06 11:55:27
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answered by S K 7
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I accepted him into my heart when I was 5 years old. He has changed my life ever since.
2007-04-07 12:01:14
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answered by ☼SoccerGirl☼ 4
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Yuk
2007-04-06 12:03:04
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answered by Anonymous
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you might want to rearrange the first part of your question.
2007-04-06 11:57:58
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answered by MJR 5
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Ew.
2007-04-06 11:55:09
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answered by Anonymous
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YES!
2007-04-06 12:47:24
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answered by Girl 2
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