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Everybody knows that Jews are good with money and he would have made a killing. The Earth is flooding, you can charge whatever you want for a boat.

2007-04-06 04:28:14 · 19 answers · asked by Chris D 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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He probably kept driving the price higher and higher.

2007-04-06 04:34:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Jews didn't exist until Judah, son of Jacob, had kids.

So no, Noah wasn't a jew. But that is true, if there were to be a flood today, Joe Lieberman and Barbara Streisand could just sell boats and become filthy rich!!! Oh wait... they already are.

2007-04-06 04:33:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Interesting spin. A better question still is that since Noah's Ark is a rip off of the much older myth of Gilgamesh and Enlil, how did Gilgamesh keep the animals from falling off the raft during the storm surge?

2007-04-06 04:54:14 · answer #3 · answered by Lilith 4 · 0 0

At the time Noah built the ark, there had not been rain for several years, He obeyed God and tried to warn others but like today, no one seems to believe that Jesus is returning to get the believers. That's why Noah and his family were the only ones to survive the flood. Take heed.

2007-04-06 05:10:27 · answer #4 · answered by majat888 2 · 1 1

Noah was not a Jew or a member of the Jewish faith. That did come along until after the Abrahamic covenant.

He did not sell boats because he was commanded to built one to God's specifications.

He did as he was commanded.

2007-04-06 04:32:13 · answer #5 · answered by Carol D 5 · 2 1

The only One who wanted A Boat was Noah,You have to have
Demand to have commerce.
Remember "Heaven Gives
Earth Sells(Commerce)
Hell takes,

2007-04-06 04:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by section hand 6 · 2 1

Ummm...Remember Abraham was the Father of Judaism? Dude, G-d made His own covenant with Noah...thus having non-Jews known as Noahides.

2007-04-06 05:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1 1

Those foolish atheists should have bought a boat but they chose to wallow in unbelief. Noah's boat survived the storm by the Mercies of God.

2007-04-06 04:44:41 · answer #8 · answered by Been There 2 · 1 1

Noah was not a Jew. There were no Jews for another 500 years or so.

2007-04-06 04:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by John S 3 · 2 2

You have your information wrong. The Jews did not exist in Noah's day.

2007-04-06 04:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by 1saintofGod 6 · 3 1

Noah was not a Jew you antisemitic putz

2007-04-06 04:35:39 · answer #11 · answered by Quantrill 7 · 1 1

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