Couple go into jewellers
He quite old, she young dolly bird.
They look at all sorts of items. The old man watching the young womans reactions.
The jeweller brings out a tray of diamond rings.
Her face lights up the shop.
"Go on try on whatever you like" says the old man.
She tries on a massive ring and shows the old man."This is loverlee" she says.
"How much" says the old man.
"£45,000" replies the jeweller.
"Does it fit properly" says old man to young lady.
"Fits just perfect" she replies.
Turning to the jeweller the man says "If I write you a cheque now can we come in and pick up the ring after the weekend"
"Of course you can I will ring you as soon as I hear from your bank about the finances"
On Monday morning the old man gets a phone call.
"That cheque bounced and the bank says your account is overdrawn" says the jeweller.
"Yes I know" The man replies.
"Can you just imagine what sort of weekend I have had"
2007-04-06 03:48:25 · 16 answers · asked by Spike 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
HAHAHAHA... never underestimate the elderly
2007-04-06 03:52:48 · answer #1 · answered by nease174 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 22:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by frantz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
2007-04-06 06:02:45 · answer #3 · answered by lady z 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a very smart man I think
was the young named Mary K or something
somebody suggested yesterday that I consider doing her
2007-04-06 03:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've heard the joke before. It's cute.
2007-04-06 06:56:27 · answer #5 · answered by Moon Crystal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seen the punch line coming its still good & made me laugh.Ha Ha
2007-04-06 03:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V funny. Thx.
2007-04-07 02:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by Who Yah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NICE reminded me of my ex in some ways!
2007-04-06 05:50:44 · answer #8 · answered by edison 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2007-04-06 07:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by elephantfun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-06 03:52:23 · answer #10 · answered by markeljustis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋