If Jesus says that he's coming back within the lifetime of his disciples and 1,970 odd years later he's still not back.....
....Is Jesus a deadbeat god?
2007-04-06 01:49:32 · 15 answers · asked by NONAME 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yeah i say he hit the road long time ago and is not coming back
2007-04-06 03:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by mindy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus didnt say He would be back in his disciples lifetime. Read the Bible before you call Jesus deadbeat.. You will be amazed how much He loves you....
2007-04-06 09:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by karen_03625 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no scripture anywhere within the Bible that states that Jesus' return would be within the lifetime of his disciples. Rather there are several, including most of the letter of 2 Thessalonians, which state that such a belief was a false doctrine.
Try actually reading the New Testament some time. You may be surprised at what is in it.
2007-04-06 08:54:55 · answer #3 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
See it's my theory that nobody's been looking in the right places for this Jesus guy. I reckon he's been hanging out in some Lost Gods' Home all this time and just waiting for someone to come and claim him. He's just lucky that those who even appear "human" aren't subjected to euthanasia, or he would have been one dead puppy years back...no hang on, he was!
2007-04-06 09:05:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is just doing exactly what his father did to him... To Joseph's chagrin, God took Mary and made her pregnant. Then he didn't show up till 33 years later and told his son that he had to die on the cross. Talk about dead beat dads!
2007-04-06 08:52:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Just give up on him (dad and Jesus) and get on with enjoying life. After all, you only live once!
2007-04-06 08:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He is absent minded and forgot what he went for or cigarettes are hard to find.
2007-04-06 08:58:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What you might call an absent father ha ha
2007-04-06 08:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
One pint of Guiness just isn't enough... three pitchers and now we're talking celebration time!
2007-04-06 08:54:32 · answer #9 · answered by Invisible_Flags 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
2007-04-06 08:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋