2007-04-05 17:33:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 507
butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour429
butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 5051 butt cords
was attained on .6-15-96
2007-04-05 17:47:13 · answer #1 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
2007-04-06 01:01:09 · answer #2 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he or she sees in a day.......
And the question is how how do we know if a woodchuck cant chuck wood??
Can he/she or cant he/she??
2007-04-06 00:47:19 · answer #3 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if there was any wood...
2007-04-06 00:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by Idolmonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would chuck he would as much wood as a woodchuck would and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood...
2007-04-06 00:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by rawr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck would chuck all the wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2007-04-06 04:05:00 · answer #6 · answered by sikunj.patel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a woodchuck had the ckeeks to chuck a chuck full of chucked wood, i think he thunk that with that chuck hed build another woods
2007-04-06 01:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by George G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK ALL THE WOOD IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD!!
2007-04-06 01:41:48 · answer #8 · answered by ericka-with-a-k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wouldchuck would chuck as much as he could chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood.
2007-04-06 00:53:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could chuck a quarter chord of chord wood if he got a quarter for every quarter chord he chucked..
2007-04-06 00:53:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋