Three blonds on death row
Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready .
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Aim .
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Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around.
She manages to escape.The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready .
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Aim .
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The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around.
She too escapes execution.By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did.
The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready .
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Aim .
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The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
2007-04-05 16:33:53 · 25 answers · asked by helpspazgurl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Someone mentioned that I spelled "blondes" wrong, this was on the internet, I just copied and pasted it.
2007-04-05 16:47:23 · update #1
*drops on the floor death but laughing!!* good one..thx
2007-04-05 16:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do blonde women placed at the back of their ears to entice men? Their ankles. Q: How do you already know whilst a blonde is going to declare some thing stupid? A: She opens her mouth! Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her lower back? From crawling around the line whilst the sign stated, ''do no longer walk.'' Did you hear with reference to the blonde couple that have been discovered frozen to loss of existence of their motor vehicle at a force-in movie tutor? They went to work out ''Closed for the winter''.
2016-12-15 17:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by raper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mad Blonde
"What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a person's hair color possibly have with their fundamental worth as a human being? It is morons like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential....because you and your anachronistic kind continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, for the sake of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic relic of the past, and what you do is not only contrary to Discrimination laws in every civilized country, it is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for their fellow citizens. You should hang your head in shame, you pusillanimous little maggot."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to that little twerp on your knee! "
2007-04-05 17:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 Its funny Dude
2007-04-05 17:00:23 · answer #4 · answered by TheHacker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You misspelled blonde in your first sentence. But don't worry, because I whited it out on my computer screen and fixed it for you. And you think we blondes are dumb!
Actually I am forwarding your joke to my blonde mom.
2007-04-05 16:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by desertjewelcats 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What The ****?!?!? I dont get it... why would everyone look around if there was an earthquake... and ready aim fire? Huh?!? Like a gun? Like killing her? Confusingg!
2007-04-05 16:39:28 · answer #6 · answered by k a s s i e ;) 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny but I've heard it before.
2007-04-05 16:40:57 · answer #7 · answered by yuuki chan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh i must be a blonde it took me a while to get it...LOL, that was funny.
2007-04-05 17:21:38 · answer #8 · answered by N8t!^3 B@ll@ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought they were. Just kidding but another classic always lifts my spirits.
2007-04-05 16:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this joke along time a go. it is a funny dumb blond joke though.
2007-04-05 16:39:10 · answer #10 · answered by villevalorox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋