Have you ever.....?

Question

driven a car into water? What's the dumbest accident in which you were ever involved.

Answer 1

I was going to school a wile ago, and I was on a hill waiting to turn into the parking lot, and a guy pulled right up onto the back bumper of my truck. When I let off the brake and started to gas it (letting the clutch out at the same time), I rolled back and right into the front of his car. I smashed in the grille. He got out and started yelling at me, the cop sitting behind him, who saw everything, got out and wrote him a ticket for "following to close resulting in an accident". After yelling at me, and me telling him my truck was fine, it was only a scratch (a 1/4 inch steel bumper can take a pretty good hit before it gets a dent, or bends). After all of it was sorted out, I let him off with no insurance being involved as it wasn't worth it. I start my truck again and drive up to the stop sign (about 2 car lengths ahead), he pulls up to my bumper again, and the same thing happens, again. This time, he was a little farther back, but still not far enough, I took the rest of his grill out, smashed out both headlights, and crumpled up the hood. He got out and started yelling at me, saying I did it on purpose. The cop got out, and wrote him another ticket. The tickets were $650 each. The second time, I just enhanced the scratch, so I wasn't worried on a 1989 Ranger (with 5 speed). He just couldn't get it in his head, that standards will roll with the hill, and if you are right on the bumper of that person, its your hood that stopping thier car.

Answer 2

This is a true story. In 97 I was on my way to the mall with a friend and heading off the highway onto the exit ramp. We were hit head on by 2 priests going down the exit ramp in the wrong direction. I ended up in the hospital for 8 months and still suffer the consequences to this day. I live in chronic pain. It was pretty surreal .

Answer 3

When I was 16 I backed in to my parents mailbox. When I was 18 I got rear-ended at a red light by some moron in a red pickup that proceeded to change lanes and blow the intersection. It was the first and only wreck I've ever been in, and the cops never got him.

Answer 4

Well,it wasn't a car accident but it was dumb,and an accident,and I was in my car.
I decided to deposit my paycheck throught the ATM for the 1st time. After spending 15 mins. stuffing and even jamming my envelope into the slot with a pen,I finally decided it was in there and left. About 30 mins. later I said to myself,"I wonder if I was suppose to use my debit card???"
Later when I called the bank to verify my deposit and told the teller what I did she said,"You can't get an envelope in the slot if you haven't put your card in first."
I said,"WELL BELIEVE ME! IT WAN'T EASY!"They had to get somebody out there to take the machine apart and get my crumpled check out.

Answer 5

being born according to some people.