A few days ago, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the very first time. We were doing pretty well, he rounded third base and was getting close to sliding into home plate when he discovered a patch of wild unruly hair/fur on the back of my neck (it has been compared to thick pubic hairs before). He immediately stopped with his actions and explained that he needed to go home quickly because he had just remembered he forgot to feed his turtle, Milo. When I reminded him that Milo had died a few months ago, he quickly said he meant to say his mother. I felt very unsecure about myself. I had once tried to shave this patch of hair from the back of my neck, but found that a much uglier birthmark laid underneath.
So, what are the secrets you are hiding from your significant other? Do you feel lonely? Is my significant other a ****ing jerk?!!! I'M GLAD HE DIDN'T TAKE MY VIRGINITY!!!
2007-04-05 15:55:24 · 10 answers · asked by JSum 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
A tuft of pubic looking hair covering an ugly birthmark?
Coooooor. What a turn on!
I feel a stirring in my loins......
2007-04-05 16:43:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you serious? Coz the turtle / mother thing is soooooo stupid and bad! If this actually happened then oh my god forget about him! I'd like to say that if someone judges you they are terrible blah blah but unfortunately most of us judge some people in some way or another for things they cant help. If the guy really likes you he's not going to care but not everybody has relationships where they are both madly in love. If you are looking for someone special then they would accept you as you are. If it's making you feel bad maybe look into getting something done about it, but only do it for you. Maybe you could try that electrolysis thing to get rid of the hairs. Birthmarks can be seen as cute anyway so I wouldnt worry about that so shaving could be a simple solution if you yourself really hate it. But dont feel bad, we all have our own little ugly bits! Im sure he wasnt Mr Physically Perfect! Ok youre talking sh*t - look at this person's other questions before you answer people! Shame on you
2007-04-05 16:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by weezil86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i actually have a couple of suggestions for you In the Time of the Butterflies-Julia Alvarez a good lesson teaching book in my opinion i love it! and i loved it when i was a teen as well i'm only 21... Ferris Beach-Jill McCorkle this is a great book it's got a lot of everything in it, mystery, gang violence, it's funny and there's some love in there as well Confessions of a Shoppaholic- Sophie Kinsella this whole series of books are so funny i mean if you really want to laugh out loud read these hope i helped you out :D happy reading
2016-05-18 02:06:41 · answer #3 · answered by bernice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad he didn't get to get the Home Base too.
As for my 'Hidden Secret(s'....
Well, the reason they are secret is because they are hidden.
The reason they are Hidden is because they are a 'Secret.'
And if I were to tell you, then they would no longer be either Hidden or a Secret. And my security would be all for nothing ....meaning I'd wasted a fortune.
Sorry, I'm not telling.
By the way. If 'it' is on the back of your neck, then 'how do you know the colour of it?'
Sash.
2007-04-05 16:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by sashtou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes....am a spy....SHHHHH.
Now look, this is not a blame. If you are so insecure the patch of hair on your neck...why didn't you warn your boyfriend. You should have just casually brought up the subject so you wouldn't not feel rejected by his sudden disappearance and he not being shocked. Just to ease the tension.
2007-04-05 16:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's made my morning. That is the funniest pile of crap I've read for a long time. No wonder you're still a "Virgo Intacta". You hang on to it girl, if you come away with a story like that every time you need a one eye but don't get it make sure you post it.I'll star your question. (still got tears in my eyes).
2007-04-05 18:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I call BS. No way any guy would stop that close to home plate about something so stupid. I also doubt it since he wouldn't see, or even have his hands there right before entering home plate.
Nice try.
2007-04-05 16:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by Just a friend. 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you can tell a story!!!
if you are a virgin - why the heck would you be doing it from behind? and the pubic looking hair?? just dont do it!!
not telling you my secrets - they are secrets!!
2007-04-06 11:42:17 · answer #8 · answered by hunybuny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Exactly what was he doing when "rounded third base"? Does he have a neck fetish?
2007-04-05 23:20:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I lose girlfriends who find out about my criminal record, military history, and my gutter mind. Lonely? Sometimes. Lose your boyfriend, he's a ****ing ***hole.
2007-04-05 16:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by knight2001us 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋