Dog's Diary:
8:00am- dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30am- a car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40am- a walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am- got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00pm- lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00pm- played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00pm- wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00pm- milk bones! My favorite thing!
6:00pm- dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00pm- got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00pm- wow! watched tv with the people! My favorite thing!
Cat's Diary:
Day 683 of my captivity:
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
2007-04-05 15:46:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released- and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with
2007-04-05 15:53:56 · update #1
the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell..
WHEW!!!
I didn't realize it was THAT long!!!
Thank you to everyone who read THE WHOLE THING, it's worth it I think, that's why I typed it
enjoy ;-)
2007-04-05 15:55:57 · update #2
I am a cat person by the way, and that just makes me see the humor in the cat diary all the more... :-)
2007-04-05 16:11:12 · update #3
i would pick dogs
cuz they are more protective
and you can train them to do kool stuff
like to go
fetch!
2007-04-06 11:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by i tell it how it is! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah, Bandi,
I'm a Dog person.
I'm without a Dog because the cat would not tolerate slobber in this house. "Cheasy" knows her place in the pack, and views her social ranking with contempt.
Have you ever seen the video clip on "Animals Funnist Videos" where a small black bear is coming up to a window at our house? This tabby cat, laid-in-waiting under the shrub, waiting for it to get into range. Then attacked! Oh, she woulda eaten the head off the bear had she caught it.
That's why the English Setters used to walk on eggshells around here. She would ambush them!
2007-04-06 04:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dog
2016-05-18 02:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a cat person, i have 12 of the little beauties but they are not confined to just the house. They have a huge field in which they love to play with my 2 dogs. Cats have that little more about them and you have to work for their trust and respect unlike dogs whereby you just need to feed them sausages.
2007-04-05 15:56:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Funny!
We have two inside cats, two or three outside (depending on whether the coyotes got Gimpy last night), and a 92 pound dog. Love 'em all!
After reading the above, I think I'm a "dog person". Aren't most guys?
2007-04-05 18:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by Husker41 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cats always drag in birds and mice and other dead things like lizards. Because they wanna share. Around the house I like Cats better. For outdoors like camping or hiking. I enjoy Dogs better.
2007-04-06 11:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CATS BABY!
i adore cats and the way u typed abt how a cat things.....well imaginative!
sorry for saying or complementing myself but.....
yes! i am just as imaginative as a cat!
hehe
bless u in all things that u do
2007-04-07 02:49:28 · answer #7 · answered by IceღFire Shawn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CRIKY! YOU dint realize it was sooooo long?? hehe. Actually, doesn't the dogs life sound like a kid's life? Not much tinkin goin on dere! I love BOTH. ALL THREE! and I love meerkats too!
2007-04-05 19:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by ravin_lunatic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am a cat person i have 4 cats and love them all just like a family you can learn things by watching what they do..they also learn to do things that you tell them
2007-04-05 21:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL @ the mouse part. My cat did the same thing, he came home once walked over to me sitting at the couch and laid something on the floor by my feet.. Thank God it was a grasshopper lol ..
Funny stuff.. thanks
2007-04-05 18:24:06 · answer #10 · answered by Samantha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dogs are the coolest. But not the little dogs. I prefer dogs like labradors... I have a yellow lab named Sandy :]
2007-04-05 16:30:47 · answer #11 · answered by Illusen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋