I've got a really good one...but I'm going to see what I get before I give mine away. ;< )
2007-04-05 15:41:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two hydrogen atoms are walking along. Suddenly, the first one says, "Hey, I think I lost my electron." The second one says, "Are you sure?" And first replies, "I'm positive."
2007-04-05 15:54:08 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alright so im walking to ******* walmart, and i see this friut **** yo. well im all like "well furnished fuirt i see you have here captain" and the captain says " your a crazy licence plate". so then i take a bite out of this pinnaple and go "ouch, when am i going to learn to take off teh peel" (HOR HOR HOR!!!!)
2007-04-05 22:51:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my old bosswanted to know what kind of rock was in my hand that i'd picked up from the ground while we were working, I said it was an indian sex stone, he believed me said whats that, I said, just another f*****g rock, he laughed!
2007-04-05 23:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by whatever! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
2007-04-05 22:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by Gabriel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke, it's dorky but I love it.
what's black and white
and black and white
and black and white
A nun falling down the stairs.
2007-04-05 22:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by Jackie Oh! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok....this actually happened
my grandma, who doesn't speak english very well was reading something (in English) and i said: "i didn't know you spoke german" hahaha....
2007-04-05 22:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by Carlos 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the seven dwarves say to britney spears??
hi ho
2007-04-05 22:46:21 · answer #7 · answered by tropicaltwist782 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋