If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, and that day is Tuesday, how long would it take a one legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a Dill pickle?
2007-04-05 15:19:35 · 14 answers · asked by matt_brinker1989 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My calculator says "plastic spoon"
So there you have it.
2007-04-05 15:24:19 · answer #1 · answered by pancakes & hyrup 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's no such thing as a grasshopper that wants to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle. That is because all a grasshopper ever wants to do is take over the world.
2007-04-05 15:28:40 · answer #2 · answered by krazyklarinet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to guess.....a day and a half?
Since a chicken and a half do not exist, likewise with the egg and a half, it doesn't matter if it's Tuesday, because grasshoppers don't kick, they hop. I'm also pretty sure they don't have a penchant for dill pickles. For the poor one legged fellow to have a shot, the pickle would have to be pre-sliced for him.
So, the logical answer to the question is: Since the question is in itself illogical, the laws of logic do not apply.
(I think).
2007-04-05 15:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by Firespider 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The grasshopper is one-legged and will not be able to kick the seeds
2007-04-05 18:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by LiNg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The grasshopper not only had one leg, but the others were wooden. So I suppose we should ask a pirate.
2007-04-05 15:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by Gabriel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forever, Grasshoppers can't kick!!! Their legs don't have the ability to move like that!!
2007-04-05 15:28:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Sweet Girl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-05 15:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Purple.
2007-04-05 15:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would take the rest of its life because grass hoppers dont kick, they jump.
2007-04-05 15:28:25 · answer #9 · answered by The BecaNATOR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That should be one of the questions on the LSAT.
2007-04-05 15:22:38 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
roughly 20 minutes.
2007-04-05 15:23:47 · answer #11 · answered by NiKkY 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋