a man gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. "Sorry Officer!" says the man "but i just stole this car and im trying to get away safely." "This car is stolen?" says the cop. "yes sir. i had to beat an old lady with a gun to get this car." "you beat an old lady with a gun?!" the cop says. "Ya, her body is in the trunk and the gun is in the glove department, next to all my weed!" "OK son, stay there, i need to call for back up." so 5 mins later, back up comes and another cop says, "excuse me sir, i need to see the inside of your trunk, the glove department, and your license and registration." "um sure. whats the problem?" says the man and does as hes told. there is no body in the trunk, no weed or weapon in the glove department, and he has all the papers for the car, it was his. "hmm. my partner just said the car was stolen and you put a lady in the trunk and there was a gun and weed in the glove department" "WHAT? that *****. i bet he said i was speeding too" and drove away safely."
2007-04-05 13:26:58 · 13 answers · asked by danny 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-04-05 13:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar,and the bartender asks?Why the long face?
2007-04-05 20:31:23 · answer #2 · answered by Kristopher H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2007-04-05 20:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by the answerer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one
2007-04-05 20:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooooo funay!!!!! 100% awsome joke!
2007-04-05 20:42:56 · answer #5 · answered by Studd69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UMMMMM DA POINT IZ ITZ NOT FUNNNNNI
2007-04-05 20:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by gtboy1995 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!
Heh,smart guy.
2007-04-05 20:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by Vivien 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart ***. lol
2007-04-05 20:46:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA lmao!!
2007-04-05 20:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by missmarymack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-04-05 20:28:59 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋