ok i need to call out one guy in a roomful of us at work and i want him to end up being the butt of a joke does anyone know any good jokes like this???
2007-04-05 12:15:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The best comeback ever is just to say "bend over and ill show you..." and repeat whatever they said. Its perfect and works no matter what!!!
It's the perfect comeback!!!
:)
2007-04-05 12:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by Trevor Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied,"Then you ask him ".
2007-04-05 20:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could say something like this: The eighties called and they want their hairstyle back, etc.....
Fill in the blanks to fit the moment
2007-04-05 19:27:02 · answer #3 · answered by trailsend1992 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when he walks by, tell him to quit looking at your butt
..... or the woman next to him
2007-04-05 20:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be specific.
2007-04-05 19:19:13 · answer #5 · answered by surffsav 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no sorry
2007-04-05 19:17:54 · answer #6 · answered by Juels 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋