In our local paper to day a Catholic Priest?

Question

confessed to having two lovers, hard to believe. He said he bought one of them a
£1500 00 laptop and gave her his credit cards to use.

Answer 1

So much for the vows of celibacy and poverty.

Answer 2

In my local paper an old man turned 99 today.

So it's official - all priests have 2 lovers and all men are 99 years old.

It's one person - that does not really mean anything for priests in general. Also really if he wants 2 lovers then why not? If they don't mind and he does not mind then who is he hurting?

There's over a billion Catholics in the world today, so there must be over a hundred thousand priests (assuming one priest per ten thousand Catholics) so your local priest makes up 0.001% of all the Catholic priests in the world. Hardly a major proportion is it.

Now if the Pope had 2 lovers that would be interesting!

Answer 3

Show us the proof of what you have stated and I know a lot Priests who don't have credit cards

Answer 4

Some laptop! I wonder what she had to do for that, fart in the font maybe. Priests I've sh it em!

Answer 5

and what paper was that.?????????and did you know.even the church of england vicars. do a lot worse, it is just knocking the catholics.and i do know it is wrong of priests to do this,

Answer 6

Really? The paper didn't happen to list his number, did it?

Answer 7

Was she a lap-top dancer?

Answer 8

Yep, hypocrites!

Answer 9

let him who is without sin cast the first stone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!