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I just looked in the Yellow Pages. Las Vegas, NV has 121 listed tanning salons. TANNING SALONS....in the DESERT....Is that weird? or just stupid?

I'd like to catch some ditzoid slinking her way in at the front door to the tanning salon and say "Excuse me! Can I save you some money? Take three steps back. You're in the SUN! Get a tan!"

I had one gal tell me "It doesn't come out even". Well....roll over! That's free too!

One last thing. If you're 468 pounds, and you think a tan will help, OK. But don't you think maybe a diet would help more? Maybe going to tanning salons instead of buffets would be a blessing.

Your thoughts....

2007-04-05 11:54:10 · 4 answers · asked by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

You are in the place if you hope to run into intellectuals. They don't usually hang out in tanning salons.

2007-04-05 15:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 2 0

lol....good one but in the winter your skin tone gets lighter that is y we have tanning place here in las vegas

2007-04-05 12:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by jazyjaz05 2 · 1 0

totally agree!!!

why dont they just spend the money on jenny craig!

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2007-04-05 12:02:05 · answer #3 · answered by >> fleur << 4 · 1 1

ok......that was really funny i must say and it is the truth i like u......i like the way u think!

2007-04-05 12:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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