Funniest wins
2007-04-05 11:34:59 · 22 answers · asked by Geaux_Tigers 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm no Fred Flinstone but I can make your bedrock...
2007-04-05 11:37:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
are u a virgin??(girl:no) can i have the box it came in
do u sleep on ur stomache??(girl: no) can i
cani borrow a quarter i wanna call my mom n tell her i found the girl of my dreams
i need a map cuz i get lost in them eyes
thats a nice dress but id look better on my floor
(girl coughing) damn i made u choke all the way from here
how about u sit on my lap andsee wat pops up
ur daddy mus b a baker cuz u gots some nice buns
hey im santa clause ;)
(hand girl a towel) this is for when i get u wet
u must work for ups cuz i seen u checkin out m package
save a cowboy ride me
will u have my children?
2007-04-05 19:01:29 · answer #2 · answered by rollz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
See a beautiful girl with a kid,
Hey you want another one, lol
2007-04-05 19:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sorry if these aren't tasteful.. but i think they're funny!
Can you help me with my math? Let's add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply.
Want to play army? you lay down and I'll blow the heck out of you.
lick your finger and tap the person on the shoulder with the wet finger and say " now lets get you out of those wet clothes".
2007-04-05 18:39:09 · answer #4 · answered by MBN 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I saw you standing there and I just had to come tell you that your pants are unzipped and im not impressed at what i see
2007-04-05 18:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm a comedian, and I'm doing a monologue on tanning. Can you show me some good lines?
2007-04-05 18:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Baby, if I could change the alphabet I would put U and I together...
2007-04-05 18:37:36 · answer #7 · answered by Hot For Roza 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
2007-04-05 18:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by Joe 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hey ive had 4 margaritas and you STILL look ugly! oh wait they were non alcoholic!
hey this and that^^^^ i said that before and i got a weird look at me!
2007-04-05 19:21:06 · answer #9 · answered by puga882006@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you were a president, you would be baberham lincoln. Someone told that to me and I couldn't stop laughing, it's so dumb it's funny.
2007-04-05 18:37:08 · answer #10 · answered by serena3116 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋