Here I present you my mathematical equation on why Mr.XXX here is the Anti-Christ.
If you take his birthday, plus five, minus six, divide by eleven, plus 42, and see, 666. He IS the Anti-Christ.
"Um, why must there be the five, six, eleven and 42?"
HUSH, my Mathematical equation is perfect. Doomsday is tommorow!
Well anyway, why are people obsessed with the End of the World thing?
I thought religion just said that "live a good life, do good to others. Yes, there will be the end of the world but for God's sake just don't hurt anyone innocent."
2007-04-05
11:18:08
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Adia Azrael
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...newborn babies are innocent.
Hah.
Now pay up, I think you owe me some money from the bet we made :P
2007-04-05
11:25:43 ·
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innocent? who is? name one.
regarding your equation, i can do that too... its's just reverse algebra. not too shabby, einstein. you can fool monkeys, but not a *ehem* created person like me.
2007-04-05 11:24:07
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answered by its_not_rocket_surgery 3
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Any time the world around us seems more chaotic than usual, the "end of the world" people seem to come out of the wood work. The Bible clearly states that NO ONE other than God himself will know the day or the hour but because it also says that believers will know the season, people automatically think that because things are bad in the world or that certain prophecies have been in their eyes fulfilled that this must be the time.
I used to be one of them. I was sure that the end times were here but have since come to realize that I was in truth arguing with Jesus. Now I simply hope that the end times are soon but don't worry about the when or even the how.
2007-04-05 11:26:59
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answered by Poohcat1 7
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Because most of the religions from all over the world all predicted something significant would happen just a few years from now, many believe something is really going to happen, as they all came up with the same dates. Many on the world stage are acting in accordance with the Myths, including our President. One might be concerned about wish fulfilling prophecies, and what effect they may be having on the rest of us, including those that concern Jerusalem and the Middle East.
2007-04-05 11:31:22
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answered by michaelsan 6
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Man you lost me on the second set of letters.
Religion will keep You busy,A Personal Relationship with the Lord,wakes a Man or Woman up,They got a Sparkle in their Eye,A wise man told me one time at church ,Smile it causes others to wonder what You been up to.
Now to the Question You raised,it is a good one.
Believers that study God"s Word see things or signs in this time you and I are living that are Forerunners of Seven Yr. tribulation.We are in a Closing out time for the Church,You and I don"t have to stay here,God hasn"t closed the Door Yet.
2007-04-05 11:40:15
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answered by section hand 6
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USA Today: WE'RE DEAD
The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
Readers Digest: 'BYE
Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
Sun: ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!
2007-04-05 11:30:23
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answered by Anonymous
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Some people look forward to the end of times because they are saddened by the hate and misery in the world.
Others are hoping for the end of the world so sinners will get their just deserts.
I'm waiting for the end because I have Nancy Pelosi in my Antichrist pool (the Iranian president was already taken).
2007-04-05 11:28:22
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answered by Curtis B 6
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The Bible definitely speaks on the subjects:
End of the world and Anti-Christ.
Problem is most people only know the Bible speaks on those subjects.
They don't know WHAT it says!
So, they feed each others insecurities.
What the Bible says is quite simple and straightforward.
However, nobody has taken the time to read, think and reason.
BTW 'Religion' is NOT simply about being good.
Its also about "Your will be done on earth."
What is God's will?
When will it be accomplished?
How will it be accomplished?
What is our role?
2007-04-05 11:31:42
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answered by Uncle Thesis 7
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actually the bible is the past stealing from the future ... in terms of prophecy.... like backwards karma... I get today and someone in the future looses.... Julius Cesar was an expert so to protect his interest in the prophecy he built the roman catholic church..... so he stole the prophecies and tried to change them or prevent them from occurring... most writings of the bible reflect today or recent history (about 50 yrs or so)... EX the story of Jesus reflects the life of John Lennon. to make a long story short.... that which created catholicism and christianity is ending and they are quite upset in the spirit world.... it's not our world that is ending it's theirs....
2007-04-05 11:37:22
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answered by Gypsy 2
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i understand that the Jehovah's Witnesses church has made predictions in regards to the 2nd Coming - what's your info please do no longer accuse until you have info, do no longer anticipate because of the fact this makes an *** out of you and not me, sorry did i say *** sorry i could desire to declare donkey. neither the angels nor the son yet basically the father knows of the day of judgment. no longer even nostrildamus can are looking forward to the destiny. info?
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answered by deparvine 4
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No one is innocent, we are all sinners. When one of us believes that we all are then the rest rush to stop his voice. That will end with the end of this world. Then there will not be time left to listen.
2007-04-05 11:24:04
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answered by hisgloryisgreat 6
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I think I have a crush on you!
I like to read about it too. Plus chatting all the time just makes my hand tired.
2007-04-05 11:27:17
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answered by Anonymous
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