4)
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
(5)
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
(6)
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
2007-04-05 10:02:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good, and very clever. 10/10. x
2007-04-05 10:12:32 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones! Funny!
2007-04-05 10:07:14 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all, YEA FINALLY LEVEL 4!! right when i visited
ok first laugh of the day, hilarious
kids -> darnest things
2007-04-05 10:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!!! i like the apples one
2007-04-05 10:33:24 · answer #4 · answered by chica</3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are funny
nice
laugh out loud
2007-04-05 10:08:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE! Keep them up!
2007-04-05 10:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by LELAND 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! halarious!
2007-04-05 10:11:41 · answer #7 · answered by ಌg0rGe0uSಌ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok..there is something missing...lmao!(jk)
2007-04-05 10:06:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-04-05 10:14:18 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!
2007-04-05 10:26:00 · answer #10 · answered by talk2me.2224 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋