A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the book ing desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car." Priceless
2007-04-05 09:59:11 · 6 answers · asked by David 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it-talks about something serious:hypocrisy, I'll tell that to my church. 9/10. The best joke I've seen in a while. Good job.
2007-04-05 10:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch!
2007-04-05 10:04:41 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is very funny.
2007-04-05 10:10:09 · answer #3 · answered by teddy bear 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! yea i thought it was!
2007-04-05 10:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by ಌg0rGe0uSಌ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tOO funny was a Yahoo guy...LMAO!
2007-04-05 10:03:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-04-05 10:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋