they have a few drink's and one for the road the giraffe has one to many and collapses on the floor, the barman says you can't leave that lying on the floor the man says that's not a lion that's a giraffe!
2007-04-05 09:51:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I SHAGGED YOUR DAD LAST NIGHT!
2007-04-05 09:53:48 · answer #1 · answered by cheryl b 1 · 2⤊ 10⤋
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Hey, why the long face?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink here named after you." The grasshopper says, "Bob?"
A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up and says "Where did you get that ape?" Guy says, "This isn't an ape, it's a duck". Bartender says "I was talking to the DUCK".
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer. How much will that be?"
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
An old man walked into a bar and ordered 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asked, "What's the matter?"
The old man said, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the old same man came in and ordered 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asked, "What's wrong this time?"
The old man said, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same old man came in the bar and ordered 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asked, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The man looked up and said, "Apparently my wife does."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
2007-04-05 17:01:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
its ok 7/10 heard funnier ones b4 like
Mike And john want to buy some beer but they only have 50c. john says I Have An Idea so he goes to the butchers and buys a sasague. they then go into a bar and order 2 beers when the bartender asks for the money john sticks the sasague out of his pants and mike sucks it. after about 10 bars doning the same thing mike says god i cant do this anymore my back is staring to hurt john replys i know i lost the sasague after the 4th pup.!!!!
2007-04-05 17:19:41 · answer #3 · answered by tayto 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do giraffes drink beer?!
2007-04-05 16:54:51 · answer #4 · answered by slowfade 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, giraffes are my favourite wild animal............though not so wild eh? I read this to my friend who also found it funny, but you have to relax on phonetics when reading for it make sense........keep 'em coming!!!
2007-04-05 17:27:17 · answer #5 · answered by ctdt2005 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-04-05 17:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
giraffes dont drink
2007-04-05 16:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll give you 6/10 cos I did titter a little..
2007-04-05 16:54:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard that yesterday.I repeated it to my daughter from the telly. Gawd, what were we watching??
2007-04-05 16:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on KLBBLK,if you have no sense of humour don't take it on those who are willing to tell a joke
2007-04-05 17:45:52 · answer #10 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heard it b4
pretty funny tho
2007-04-05 16:55:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋