The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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2007-04-05 09:42:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1's pmsl 10/10
2007-04-05 09:45:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 7 actually get paid to say those things. If I tried any of those lines I would end up in court. Sometimes life really just isn't fair at all.
2007-04-05 16:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by Eveready 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can`t argue with that!
Brill, 10/10 Av a*
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2007-04-05 22:35:00 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl loved it 10/10
2007-04-05 23:01:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1 lol.
2007-04-05 16:48:30 · answer #5 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! You have awesome jokes!
2007-04-05 17:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by talk2me.2224 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-04-05 17:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!good 1
Have a star!
2007-04-07 19:25:42 · answer #8 · answered by KRAZEDnKONFUSED 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not good or great but, Excellent.
2007-04-05 21:53:50 · answer #9 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic joke, loved it...
2007-04-05 16:53:23 · answer #10 · answered by X_Angie_p_X 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋