A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it. The Arab said, "My thirst is killing me. Please...do you have any water?"
The Jew replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes."
The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need your overpriced tie. I need water!"
"OK," said the old Jew, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over that hill to the east for about four miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!"
The Arab staggered away toward the hill and disappeared. Eight hours later the Arab came crawling back to the Jewish man's table. The Jew said, "I told you, the restaurant with the water is about four miles over that hill. Could you not find it?"
"I found it," rasped the Arab. "But your brother wouldn't let me in without a tie!"
2007-04-05 09:42:15 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too long...fell asleep half way thru
2007-04-05 09:45:20 · answer #1 · answered by dirkjohn69 4 · 0⤊ 7⤋
Haha
2007-04-05 09:45:30 · answer #2 · answered by sparkzxx 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
It didn't really make me laugh, but it is a good clean joke. It isn't racist regardless of the need to mention ethnicities and it doesn't bore you. Did you make this up?
2007-04-05 09:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by Dana 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha that is funny. But why the specifics on nationality and religious affiliations? It doesn't add anything to the joke.
2007-04-05 09:46:21 · answer #4 · answered by anonymous 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ehh kinda
2007-04-05 09:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by taylor 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
its ok not the best
not roll on the floor funny
it's chuckle tell it to someone if you need a convo starter
2007-04-05 09:47:05 · answer #6 · answered by geniveve 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Comedian walks into a bar, says "There was this englishman, scotsman and irish man in the desert.The englishman suddenly found a lamp in the sand.."
But the barman stops him and says, "Woah, why the long joke?"..
2007-04-05 09:46:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
This joke is very much "near" to REALITY of "new World".
2007-04-08 01:33:10 · answer #8 · answered by saleem 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, brilliant punch line, 10/10. x
2007-04-05 09:46:43 · answer #9 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
10x 4 d joke. just got urself a *
ding . . .
2007-04-05 11:49:51 · answer #10 · answered by Professor Alex 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's really funny. Did u make it up? I'm gonna email it to my friend if that's okay. U can email me if its not. Good job! I love jokes!
2007-04-05 09:47:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋