A man walks into a bar - he sits down and orders a drink. The bar man gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts. To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl. "You look great tonight!" it said. "You really look fantastic… and that aftershave is just wonderful!" The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it. Realising he has no cigarettes he wanders over to the cigarette machine. After inserting his money, a different voice emits from the *** machine. "You T*****T, you total WASTE OF F****** SPACE! Do you know, you're really F******* UGLY." By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the barman for an explanation. "Ah yes sir," the barman responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."
2007-04-05 09:28:13 · 22 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha
that is clever
ANd funny
that imay have to repeat
xox
2007-04-05 09:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thought the cigarette machine was Cheryl b
2007-04-05 09:32:10 · answer #2 · answered by pups 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Giggle-funny!!xx
2016-05-18 00:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-04-05 09:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic.
2007-04-05 09:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-04-05 09:32:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Why is it if someone don't get the joke, The joke is stupid. Not the person who does not get the joke. It make no sense to me.
2007-04-05 09:39:21 · answer #7 · answered by Brown Sug. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke, it made me smile, and almost a puf of a laugh, weel done
2007-04-05 09:32:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that.
And I notice Yahoo! have censored the word F-A-G.
2007-04-05 09:33:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant.....lol, ile have to remember that one...
2007-04-05 09:45:47 · answer #10 · answered by X_Angie_p_X 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋