A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy wants some dirty fun and says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn’t because she didn’t have any clothes on. He replies, “Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!?/font>
She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replies, "I’m sorry, I think he's too far in."
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2007-04-05 09:25:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one 10/10
2007-04-05 09:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by pups 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-04-05 16:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
oh that made me laugh...haha
and im such a visual person...kinda helps..haha
2007-04-05 16:35:27 · answer #3 · answered by veggie tree 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2007-04-05 16:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
That one is going into a forward to my co-workers!!
2007-04-05 16:32:54 · answer #5 · answered by OffLiCute 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-04-05 21:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one
2007-04-05 16:29:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-04-05 19:48:10 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
magic
2007-04-05 16:30:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-04-05 16:39:36 · answer #10 · answered by Dragon Fire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋