Five Englishmen are in an Audi Quattro. They arrive at the Irish border checkpoint. Paddy, the officer in charge, stops them and tells them: "'Fraid it's illegal to put Five people in a Quattro."
"What do you mean it is illegal?" asked the Englishmen.
"Quattro means Four" replies Paddy.
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
"Oi! You can't pull that one on me," replies Paddy. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and are therefore breaking the law."
The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your Manager over - I want to speak to someone with more bloody intelligence!!!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "'fraid Murphy is busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno."
2007-04-05 09:15:36 · 16 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
could be worse could have got arrested for not being a Panda
2007-04-05 09:24:51 · answer #1 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cowboy is riding high, brilliant, 10/10+star
2007-04-05 09:59:29 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very clever an funny cowboy 10/10
2007-04-05 09:31:40 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile rather than a giggle but a good one anyway.
2007-04-05 10:53:29 · answer #4 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eheheh good 1
2007-04-05 09:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-04-05 09:20:58 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good pmsl 10/10
2007-04-05 09:18:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-04-05 10:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for this one... Hence research on brand names with multi-national meanings is an industry these days.
2007-04-05 09:34:36 · answer #9 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao you are good that made me wet myself seriously .xx
2007-04-05 09:23:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋