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This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

She decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said "For best results put on two coats."

2007-04-05 09:01:27 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

32 answers

everyone of your jokes has made my day.nice one keep them coming.

2007-04-05 09:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0 0

Wa haha that's class - bring on da blonde jokes!

2007-04-05 09:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by Bel 4 · 0 0

Lol thats funny

2007-04-05 09:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm a blond, but that was hilarious!!! I'm gonna have to forward that one to all my friends. 10/10!

2007-04-05 09:51:13 · answer #4 · answered by talk2me.2224 3 · 0 0

they just get dumber but still say blondes are cute 10/10

2007-04-05 09:07:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one at least it wasn't an Essex girl for a change.

2007-04-05 09:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by pups 5 · 0 0

Now that is a good one!! well done Irish, 10/10+star. x

2007-04-05 10:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!

2007-04-05 09:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

I like it, i thought it was really neat. 2 thumbs up..

2007-04-05 09:06:09 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

ok so i have blonde hair..but that joke was pretty funny! lol

2007-04-05 09:10:25 · answer #10 · answered by ಌg0rGe0uSಌ 3 · 0 0

definite blonde

2007-04-05 09:05:54 · answer #11 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0 0

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