After a few minutes frozen to the spot, again he hears " Jesus is watching you " ! He nervously looks around the dark room with his torch and suddenly sees a parrot in a cage ! The parrot says " Jesus is watching you " and the burglar, feeling a little bit foolish says to the parrot ," you really had me going there , whats this about Jesus is watching me , are you religious " ? " No" replies the parrot , " I'm talking about Jesus the Doberman who's stood behind you " !
2007-04-05 08:57:26 · 23 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didn't even smile
2007-04-05 09:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
heard that b4 but it still cracks me up
the version i heard was worded differently though
The burglar asked the parrot its name and the parrot says, "moses". ...
the bungler goes, " What kind of idiot calls a parrot moses".
and the parrot goes, " The same idiot that called his rottweiler Jesus".
... or something along those lines
any way - i still give it a 10/10
good 1
2007-04-05 09:33:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a puzzle for you. True of False? 1. Statement 2 is True 2. Statement 1 is False
2016-03-31 23:29:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard similar burglar asks parrots name it says Albert , burglar says who calls their parrot Albert parrot replies same people that call there Rottweiler Jesus
2007-04-05 09:03:50 · answer #4 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-04-05 09:01:26 · answer #5 · answered by pups 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-04-05 09:15:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol i think i heard that before, but still funny
2007-04-05 09:03:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-04-05 09:11:47 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before but always a good'un :]
2007-04-05 09:00:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woofing joke and a half.
2007-04-05 09:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-04-05 08:59:53 · answer #11 · answered by Liv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋