should I hand it over to the proper authorities no questions asked?
or
should I treat it as a hostage negotiation and give them a list of my demands?
2007-04-05 08:31:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Bring out the gimp."
"The gimp's sleepin'"
"Well, I guess you'll just have to wake him up."
2007-04-05 08:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't this question be in the Real Estate section? Your property will be treated the same as if you had those little blind salamanders (endangered species) living in your basement. The government will come over and claim it by immanent domain if you're in the United States.
However, if you're in one of those really pro-United Nations countries, then hold it hostage - they'll apologize to you, give you a helicopter and billions of dollars or anything else you ask for.
2007-04-05 15:42:43 · answer #2 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
List of demands. The government once paid 4 million dollars for a fake fossil from China. Think of what you could get.
2007-04-05 15:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let the poor thing out.
2007-04-05 15:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by <><><> 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got out. I'm miles away from you and I'm never coming back.
So there.
2007-04-05 15:37:46 · answer #5 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋