The weight of Cadbury Creme Eggs has dropped from 1.4 oz to 1.2 oz since 1971, when God first introduced them to the world.
But I find it hard to believe that a loving God would allow so much of his creamy salvation to be absent from our lives.
Why would God punish us so?
2007-04-05 08:28:36 · 10 answers · asked by dmlk2 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is clearly proof of the evolution of Creme Eggs. Those eggs which have less mass are less enticing to predators (humans) and therefore are more likely to live longer and have more offspring (those little chocolate eggs with the candy shell).
2007-04-05 08:41:38 · answer #1 · answered by Tim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God was trying to minimize the size of your butt by reducing the size of that cadbury creme egg goodness. The way around this is to eat more than one.
2007-04-05 15:32:42 · answer #2 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is because we have taken the resurrection of His only son lightly with our idols of bunnies.
Dang you God for taking away some of that creamy creamy goodness.
Oh yeah that's the good stuff.
2007-04-05 15:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The See's candy fudge filled eggs are the answer. Bigger, more expensive, but ohhh so good!
2007-04-05 15:33:23 · answer #4 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl! Heaven is becoming overcrowded with atheists, and he wants us to stop gaining so much weight.
2007-04-05 15:33:03 · answer #5 · answered by NOT GODZY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is actually a positive sign that someone out there is not super-f*ing-sizing everything!
Small is beautiful.
2007-04-05 15:54:50 · answer #6 · answered by dansza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sadly it isnt just the creme egg
have you seen mars bars recently ?
I dont know what we have done to deserve such punishment
2007-04-05 15:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by Peace 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can ask no mor questions todoay. im all out
i ask in your section, ok.
so. where can i find a good church that will not force me to believe in god and has atheistic views.
this is mariela.
2007-04-05 15:33:16 · answer #8 · answered by Mariela 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Maybe if you weren't such a glutton this wouldn't happen.
Hm? Ever think of that?
2007-04-05 15:35:15 · answer #9 · answered by Will Bleed For Kicks 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because we are greedy and not worthy. Good Luck ! :)
2007-04-05 15:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by tysavage2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋