I'm sorry if this offends anyone I just thought it was the first funny blonde joke I've heard in awhile.
There were 3 girls in highschool they were all best friends and their mothers were best friends as well. One night the mothers got together and were talking about their daugthers.
The first mother, a brunette says "I found a cigarette in my daughters trash can, I can't believe she smokes."
The next mother, has black hair says "well I found a beer in my daughters trash can, I just can't believe she drinks"
The last mother, a blonde says "I found a condom in my daugthers bed, I can't believe she has a penis."
2007-04-05 07:47:34 · 7 answers · asked by ReedRothchild 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow that was pretty funny and ive never heard it before, thanx i needed the uplift
2007-04-05 08:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by Jules 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One day A Blonde woman sees that shes poor so she goes to the park and kidnaps a kid and decides to hold him for ransom. She writes on a piece of paper
" Leave 1000$ in a brown bag under the tree towmorrow next to the slides
From, Anonymous Blonde"
Then she attaches it to the kid and sends it home for his parents to see the note.
The next day she goes back and sure enough finds a brown bag with $1000 and a note under the tree saying
" How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
2007-04-06 19:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by Panda WafflesZilla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hrmm... Girl 1's father, blonde he is...
Girl 2's mother, Blonde she must be...
Girl 3, veeeery much I pity... Both parents blonde, such a shame this be...
2007-04-05 15:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-04-05 16:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know you meant well...not funny
2007-04-05 15:04:54 · answer #5 · answered by Luvatlanta 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol...funny
2007-04-05 15:21:20 · answer #6 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no not funny at all
2007-04-05 15:11:07 · answer #7 · answered by hindicomingthroo 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋