I once had a first date that ended with a romantic walk on the beach. As i said look at that beautiful sun set, she looked up just in time to get bird crap right between the eyes.
Needless to say, there was no second date.
So tell me your story.
2007-04-05 06:22:07 · 7 answers · asked by Jim Justice 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I was asked to join a friend of mine to go to a wedding.
It was all good as far as this type of date goes, but as the night went on she got a little tipsy.
Well, more like wasted.
She excused herself from our table and went to the ladies room.
When she returned, she stood by me and asked me to dance.
She took my hand and turned, only to show me that her dress was caught in her belt. Yes you guessed it, she had on a skimpy little G string. I quickly reached down and grabbed her dress to cover her nearly bare butt, but shocked her.
As she turned, she lost her balance and knocked over the desert cart, taking another lady with her to the floor, and as luck would have it, the other lady was going commando.
I then took my drunken and embarassed date home in a cab because nobody was in any condition to drive.
We still laugh about it to this day even though i would rather forget about it.
But we have never dated since.
2007-04-05 07:47:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was 18 I had a first date with a girl who was 19. We decided to go bowling. I had only bowled once before in my life, about 4 years earlier, and I didn't know the finger holes in the balls came in different sizes. Instead of finding one that fit, I just grabbed the first one I came to. It was a really loose fit on my fingers. When I swung backwards the ball slid off my fingers and went crashing into the table and chairs behind us. She put her hands over her face and walked away, mumbling something about "I don't even know you".
2007-04-05 13:34:56 · answer #2 · answered by augen blich 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He is my very first:
boyfriend, love, date, kiss, etc.
Okay so, on our first date when he finally decided to kiss me I was so blown away by the kiss and feeligns I had never felt before that I lost my balance and could no longer stand alone. He jokes me to this day and says baby I thought you were falling out of something. I mean I couldn't even stand up on my own. He had to lift me up into the SUV, as he was about to close the door he was like "put your leg in" and my response was " I can't"!!!!
Can you believe I couldn't move? (How embarrassing) I can't imagine what I will happen on our wedding night. lol
2007-04-05 13:40:08 · answer #3 · answered by Queen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah, high school. My friends and I went to a restaurant after the dance one night. My girlfriend and I at one table and our friends at the other. Anyways, my girlfriend and I are talking and my friend Calvin is telling a dirty joke. Well, her mom shows up to take her and her friend home and my Friend and I are going out to get some movies and games at the shop after wards. Well, when I went to tell her that I'd call her later the next day(remember the dirty joke being told?), instead of saying "I'll call you tomorrow", I said "I'll **** to you tomorrow".
2007-04-05 13:30:56 · answer #4 · answered by mangamaniaciam 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
eww hahaha, i cant think of anything funny that happened on my first date.
2007-04-05 13:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by kaykay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude why should I bother telling my funny story? nothing tops yours =)) lmao
2007-04-05 13:26:01 · answer #6 · answered by sea_star 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Luckily all my first dates have gone really well........ if you know what I mean. :)
2007-04-05 13:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by David C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋