........ and sat down, ordered a beer and sat and drank it and he heard a voice. "Nice tie." Nobody was there except him and the bartender. "Really cool shirt, too." He thought he must be losing his mind. "I like your hair that way." He said to the bartender, "I keep hearing this voice."
Bartender says, "Those are the peanuts, sir. They're complimentary."
2007-04-05 02:41:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks. I'm at work and I just laughed so hard out loud. Thank God I'm on my lunch break.
2007-04-05 05:44:02 · answer #1 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny,
he was wearing a sweatshirt and was horny,
what kind of beer did they get him?
2007-04-05 09:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
H! thats half a HA!
2007-04-05 09:44:49 · answer #3 · answered by MT C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha
so funny. wait, THAT'S a joke. lol lol and lol again
2007-04-05 09:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever
2007-04-05 09:57:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz!
had to read it twice to get it =P
great joke!
f xxx
2007-04-05 09:45:27 · answer #6 · answered by >> fleur << 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not so funny sorry
2007-04-05 09:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by camperck828 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA Ha ha!!!!!!!! pretty funny!
2007-04-05 09:58:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old.
2007-04-05 09:52:58 · answer #9 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww....too sweet.
2007-04-05 10:06:44 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋