One of my Mormon girlfriends showed me her magic underwear and she said the church makes her wear it. She is only allowed to take it off during sports or bathing or when we have sex. She says it is magic and will protect the wearer from harm. If this is so, I think everyone in my platoon over in Iraq should be equipped with Mormon Magic Underwear to protect against the terrorists bullets. Body armor is hot and bulky. Mormon Magic Underwear is thin cotton and much lighter than body armor.
2007-04-05 01:02:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ive heard of that...supposed to be secret or something. but my roomie is dating a mormon guy (doesnt follow the rules or whatever, but insists on wearing the underwear??!!?) anyway its got little x's wherever the private parts are (even on the chest??!?) kinda amusing if u ask me....
2007-04-05 01:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by jenivive 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well, blacks here in South Africa believe if u sleep with a virgin under 3years old, it will cure aids, and if u just slept with an infected person, all u must do is shower and wash it away.
So some people really believe stupid things - then again, it might be true and we are the stupid ones.
Mormon underwear only protects mormons - so if ur troop are mormons, they will be safe - yeah right.
2007-04-05 08:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by Shi'ite 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's not magic. It's worn to remind us of the covenants we make wth God in the temple.
2007-04-06 00:19:06 · answer #3 · answered by mormon_4_jesus 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah I think Hanes makes those. Try Walmart!
2007-04-05 08:06:03 · answer #4 · answered by Sam h 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I guess it's magic power is protecting us from being immodest!
2007-04-05 08:06:58 · answer #5 · answered by divinity2408 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like your girlfriend is just a little nutty.
2007-04-05 08:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't serve as armor.
And how is that she's your girlfriend and yet she has them? You only can obtain them through marriage. And she shouldn't even be having sex with you if you guys aren't even married.
Anyway, don't be wise-***.
2007-04-05 08:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
mmmmmmmmmmm......Magic Underwear.
2007-04-05 11:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by RudyG 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋